According to this article at IMDB.com, Paris Hilton is scheduled to be one of several passengers on the first flight of the Virgin Enterprise Rocket, which will take several celebrities into space.
Hilton says, "I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back?
"With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"
It boggles my mind how much time and money spent on following this idiot -- who, incidentally, has far too much time and far too much money.
Paris, I promise you, the rocket won't come anywhere near "light-years" speed.
Besides, what if you don't come back? Well, believe it or not, I'm sure we'll find a way to move on without you. Somehow.
