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Horror can be a difficult genre to define. For some, it means blood and guts. For others, it means psychological terror. For the Apple iTunes store, it apparently means films like Hard Candy (great movie, but not what I'd call "horror").

For the purposes of this show, we're defining "horror" as... well, basically whatever we want. We're including slasher films, thrillers, creepy films... Basically anything we'd want to watch on Halloween late at night with the lights out. You know... after those darn kids stop interrupting you every five minutes with the doorbell.

So check out Andrew, Erik, and Ren's top five favorite horror films!

RC_023: Top Five Horror Films
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Andrew, Ren and Erik take a look at Quarantine, this year's non-franchise Halloween horror movie.

Done from a first-person point of view, much like Blair Witch Project and Cloverfield, this film follows a news reporter as she tags along with the fire department to an apartment building. It's basically yet-another-zombie film, but it's handled far better than most and much like with 28 Days Later, it treats the zombie situation realistically.

That's all fine and dandy, but was it any good? Listen and find out!

MC_023: Quarantine
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According to this article at IMDB.com, Paris Hilton is scheduled to be one of several passengers on the first flight of the Virgin Enterprise Rocket, which will take several celebrities into space.

Hilton says, "I'm very scared to do it. What if I don't come back?

"With the whole light-years thing, what if I come back 10,000 years later, and everyone I know is dead? I'll be like, 'Great. Now I have to start all over.'"

It boggles my mind how much time and money spent on following this idiot -- who, incidentally, has far too much time and far too much money.

Paris, I promise you, the rocket won't come anywhere near "light-years" speed.

Besides, what if you don't come back? Well, believe it or not, I'm sure we'll find a way to move on without you. Somehow.

For those of us who can't seem to get into the current age of "torture porn", there are some good horror/thriller DVDs on sale over the next couple of weeks.

SAW
I already have it, but you can pick it up at Best Buy for about $6 this week. They also had the second and third in the series, and while they were okay, they weren't quite as good. I like the fact that it wasn't just a typical slasher film. Instead, you have two characters stuck in a deadly situation where they have to rely upon each other but don't entire trust each other either -- and with good reason.

FRIDAY THE 13TH
I never cared for this movie, but like it or not, it's a classic. Should be available for about $6.

SILENCE OF THE LAMBS (2-disc edition)
Despite still being labeled at $19.99, I found this yesterday at Best Buy for only $5. It's a bit dated, but it's a classic psychological thriller. And now that Lucas has castrated Vader, I think Hannibal Lector now tops the All Time Best Villains list.

RED EYE
Not really a horror movie, but it's a pretty good suspense thriller. Done by Wes Craven, this stars Cillian Murphy ("Scarecrow" from Batman Begins) and Rachel McAdams (Wedding Crashers). Good movie. You can get it at Wal-Mart for only $5.

HARD CANDY
It deals with some mature subject matter, effectively has only two characters, and is an independent film. If you can get past that, this is one of the best cat-and-mouse movies I've seen in ages. Stars Ellen Page (Juno). Get it at Wal-Mart for only $5.

There are many more out there, so leave us a comment if you find any more good picks.