I wouldn't bet on it.

The Internet is buzzing with news about Cher playing Catwoman in the upcoming Batman sequel.

You know, the upcoming Batman sequel that isn't named, isn't written, doesn't have villains selected let alone cast, and for which Christopher Nolan isn't even signed on yet (and can't start working on yet due to other commitments). That sequel.

Take this one with a grain of salt. Even though major news outlets (CNN, FOXNews) are covering it, consider its source -- The Daily Mirror. The same people who brought us the equally-likely-yet-less-painful rumors that Johnny Depp was cast as The Riddler and Phillip Seymour Hoffman was cast as The Penguin.

Besides, Cher as Catwoman? Isn't she, like, 70 years old or something?